Overheard at the Imam’s House

Imam S.: Ma! You’re sitting on my khutbah (sermon)!  I put it on that chair specifically so you wouldn’t sit on it!

Aunty: Sorry Beta.(smoothing out butt creases on the paper and handing it to the imam). But you know what they say- if “Paradise lies at the feet of the mother”, then where do you think your khutbah belongs?

Imam S.: MA!

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